the signs are there...

...i'm getting older.

1. i'm offended by rap lyrics, especially once i know what they actually mean
2. my metabolism just isn't what it used to be
3. i asked for and received mostly household items for christmas
4. i fall asleep early on the couch on almost a nightly basis
5. i read the labels on food
6. i can handle cleaning up cat puke without puking myself
7. there are definitely wrinkles around my eyes

and i'm sure there's a ton more to be added to the list.
older is ok though. i'm liking it.